“You’ve got a shit shirt on, you shitty shirt bastard”

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I hate shopping for clothes. Shopping for anything else, blu-rays, video games, pornography, cursed monkey paws, I could browse that shit all day long but clothes? God no. If I don’t see something I like straight away then that’s it, I’m done. Sod browsing or taking five seconds going through an actual rack, no time for that, especially when there might be another shop flogging a blu-ray of ‘Deep Blue Sea’ for under a tenner.

What makes things worse is how shitty a lot of t-shirts are, they have nonsensical logo’s on them that relate to absolutely nothing. Thankfully, I am not alone with grinding my teeth at this phenomenon, the excellent meaninglesstshirts.com also takes issue with these clothing cock-ups.
At last, a website devoted to the art of the crap t-shirt. In their words…
“Meaningless T-Shirts is a celebration of bum-brained banality in modern fashion design. We’re talking clothes emblazoned with random place names, made-up organisations, arbitrary numbers, nonsensical statements – that sorta wiffle.”

So, good good stuff then, go have a look why don’t you.

http://meaninglesstshirts.com/

Go on then, fuck off.

Also, for those who were wondering,  the title of this post is a re-jig of one my favourite Paul Calf / Steve Coogan lines.

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